This is fun
Posted by cy on Nov-19-2006
For those who can read mandarin.. have fun!
大便的離去,是馬桶的追求?還是肛門的不挽留?
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人生自古誰無屎 有誰大便不用紙 若君不用衛生紙 除非汝是用手指
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兄弟如手足,女人如衣服, 誰碰我衣服,我砍他手足,誰碰我手足,我穿他衣服
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何謂早睡早起?就是今天早上睡，隔天早上起床
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算命先生與小姐對白：“你命不好。”“?什?？”“因?你身上帶有兇兆。”
“那我把胸罩脫了行嗎？”“不行，你一脫了兇兆，就會出現人生的兩個大波
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你給我站住！(You Give Me Stop!)
美中不足 (American Chinese not enough)
心花怒放 (heart flower angry open)
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see, brothers! together up!)
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