1’s teo chew nang

你算老幾？ = How senior are you?
你係乜水？ = What the water are you?
你邊度架？ = Where are you come from?
你大我呀？ = Do you big me?
你夠姜就放馬過來 = If you got enough ginger,let your horse come over here
你教我以後點出黎行呀？ = You teach me how can I come out and walk in the future?
吹雞 = Blow chicken
班馬劈友 = Zebra chops people
做世界 = Do the world
大茶飯 = Big tea rice
你講乜鬼？ = What the ghost are you talk?

古惑仔之洋名：
大哥成 = Big Brother Seng
刀疤強 = Knife Scar Keong
蛇仔明 = Little Snake Meng
喪標 = Crazy Bill
金毛玲 = Gold Hair Leng
十三妹 = Thirteen Little Sister
傻強 = Silly Keung
山雞 = Mountain Chicken

Recently pretty busy with my works. Not really have time to blog. Busy until face oso grow pimples, I think hormone not balance already.

Just went to TGV 1 Utama to watch ‘Poseidon’ just now, reached home at 11pm. A nice movie, but I dun really like this type of movie, when watching that time, cannot relax one, they stop breathing I oso will follow them, kin jiong all the time, and you will keep predicting wad will happen next, knn!! Got free tix thats why I go watch.

I still prefer some comedy type, watch liao can laugh one, dun have to think one, just watch, but like a bit waste money.

When watching the movie, beside kin jiong, I oso thinking how they film the movie, I think everything can be done in a swimming pool.

More movies coming up, davinci, xmen, superman, tokyo drift etc.

So if u ask me… “eh, the chee bye poseidon nice or not, I planning go watch leh, but my fren said not nice oh.. how?”

Worth lah… but dun watch it when u got headache :(

Quite tired already, just reached KL just now 7pm. Tmr going back office work, sure got a lot of fucking stuff to do, this and that. But no matter how busy, I oso need to look at the lovely calendar, see when’s the next public holidays so I can off again!! Hmph! why Agong birthday only off 1 day!! So BIG people (AGONG leh, biggest than Datuk one ok?), his birthday must off 1 week lah!!

Tomorrow I going back Jawi.

Actually last nite I wanted to blog one, but chee bye, I got bad headache, so I slept so early yesterday, 10 something sleep already, very long never sleep that early liao!! So today when wake up, I feel very zeng sing!

BiRD kiang SMS me last nite said he came to PJ interview for job, so tonite maybe will out to dinner with all the old frens, all those f6 frens. After that, tomorrow morning, go back Jawi.

Tmr thursday only so I actually took 1 day leave to go back, friday is public holidays, so can go back 4 days.

Received a forwarded email this morning:

Fly at your own risk !!

Subject: Air Asia fell down at KL Airport - news not covered by media

Seems they can blackout anything!

For those planning to travel with Air Asia, good luck!

落敗球隊的廣告

話說某足球隊兵敗後，「偉哥」找了隊中一名隊員做了一個廣告。情節是︰球隊的一名隊員左手抱著一個足球，右手指著屏幕說︰「誰能90多分鐘不射，我能！」

某保險套的廠家看了「偉哥」的廣告後，深受啟發，於是從這個隊里找了一群隊員也做了一個廣告。畫面是︰所有隊員對著球門狂轟爛炸，廣告語︰「不管射多少次，射不進去就是射不進去！！！」

生產避孕藥的廠家看了以後也想搭乘順風車，可自己的藥怎麼著也是給女人用的，這可怎麼辦呢？！但是經過分析也難不倒他們，經過三天三夜的冥思苦想，終於找到了個辦法︰讓一個吹黑哨的裁判身穿黑衣，哨子一吹，手勢一打，傲氣凜然的說︰「不管射進去了多少，統統不算！」

Just finished the long weekend. Chee bye, last time if let me holidays 3 weeks I will say very boring one, holiday so long dunno fuck wad, now ah? now 3 days holidays only I already treasure it like gold, and still will say very short, why weekend pass so fast etc etc lanciao ueh.

I went to watch Erection Election 2 last friday nite 28 April 06. I dunno how to describe the movie, you wanna say good it is not very good, u wanna say no good it’s like very good, diao!

After bought the movie tickets, I went to this restaurant dinner first. This restaurant called Dragon-i Restaurant, the english name sounds like dragon oso know how to play Internet like that. Chinese called 龙的传人 ~ 上海拉面小笼包. Located in 2nd floor of New Wing, 1 Utama.

I have to Q first, cos full. So I Q there for about 10 minutes before got table for me. Very good business, maybe is friday nite.

I can see they invested quite a lot in their interior design… really not bad…

Got 兵马俑 somemore. And got a well designed menu too.

Since their chio pai put 拉面 and 小笼包, I think must be very nice one.. so I ordered this two.

I ordered a 炸酱拉面 and 上海小笼包.

Okay, the noodle… honestly… so-so only, not special at all.. I feel that the noodle is better than the meat… the portion is small (for me)… @ RM12

And the bao… this one is worst, like newbie do one, I can only taste the saltness… other than that.. nothing liao.. seriously… the juice inside oso tasteless… this type of quality… everywhere oso got… @ RM8

However… like me this type of p’ng tang, have to eat rice la… so I ordered a 烟三文鱼炒饭 (Smoke salmon fried rice).

Hmm.. this one taste okay, but oso… doesnt impress me… the taste is acceptable… just like the normal one you can eat at any chinese restaurant… @ RM12

Finally… the best one is the drink lah…

This 冬瓜龙眼海底椰… @ RM4. But hor… I dun like this type of cup la… spoilt the fucking feel only… not compatible to the shop at all… the shop is like so ‘china feel’ but suddenly come out this plastic cup.. for me 海底椰 must put in the bowl one… put in this plastic cup… kiang kan la… even PJ ss2 wai sek gai… stall no.50, their 海底椰 oso put in bowl already.

And of course… the fucking towel… cost me RM1. I forgot to take the photo… since it’s the first time.. so I din return it back. For two person… total RM50.60 for the dinner.

And the receipt printed:

Thank You
Please Come Again

I won’t.. unless follow frens come la… then maybe will try their others stuff.

Design/decoration: 4/5
小笼包: 0/5
炸酱拉面: 1.5/5
烟三文鱼炒饭: 2.5/5
冬瓜龙眼海底椰: 3/5