1’s teo chew nang

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything…

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain.

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch “Santa Barbara”, depress, no mood, etc…

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The “cure for all”. If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say “Pew Jeot”.When I was in school, Milo was always ‘Mee Lo’, now that I’m sophisticated, I say “My Lo”. So don’t be embarassed saying “Carry4″ when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as “rangutan”.

Just now MSN with khor and Kanneneh, khor is my form6 buddy (active from 12am - 7am), who took 1 year to complete his tatto, from 2005-2006.

Kanneneh - macromedia 8 & adobe cs2 jiak sai one says:
coz ur tatto no head, ppl one got head

cy - helped Kanneneh keeps off palang says:
wad head? dick head?

nøname=nøbødy says:
my dick head is called elephant nose

Last nite Kanneneh was attacked by my samseng housemate when pang sai, luckily I rush back at 2am to avoid the tragedy.

Recently many bloggers blog about some hot issues, like the Singapore 17 year old gal make love and use mobile phone to record, then her mobile phone kena stole, and the clip exposed on the Internet. Another one is the islamic cartoon one, who publish who kena.

I dun wan to blog about these topic, I enjoy reading enough, cos if I blog about the make love one, later my blog become 18sx blog (cos I can describe until very details one!! hahaha!), if I blog about the islamic cartoon one, later tiok kan pulak.

Today is friday, although busy, but think of friday, the heart oso relax abit.

Just now when lunch, I found something stick at the LG2 floor of this building, my office building, near to the car park there. Chee bye, you remember or not, last time when you small, you always xi chu suan jio (piss anywhere) one, especially boys.

When I walk by that corner, I thought is wad yellow paper there, the corner just beside the road.

I actually wonder who will pan jio at there cos that corner just beside the road, anyway I din smell any amonia smell when I take the photos.

In case you dunno wad does it mean “Dilarang kencing di sini” (not everyone understand malay language ok), it simply means ‘piss is not allowed here’. Pan jio cannot, pang sai dunno can or not cos din stated there.

Just be frank lah, if you really kip jio, cannot tahan already then you rush to that place and saw this two notice, would you care about it? At that time I think if the notice written “piss liao lan jiao mi” you oso won’t care already. Just wonder why the person who wrote it dun wan instruct ppl where’s and to the nearest toilet, perhaps they won’t come back again for the second time?

Knn, something interesting.. today I chat with a Korean wap engineer in Seoul, he is in my msn list but actually I never chat with him before. Then today, I downloaded JJ’s new song 只对你说, inside hor, got a word sa lang hae yo, I dunno wads that, but I guess that’s a Korean word saying ‘I love you’, but in order to confirm, better ask a korean, so I msg him.. “sorry to disturb.. etc etc” then I ask wads “I love you” in Korean, he said “sa lang hae yo” ^^ Eh.. this JJ’s song quite nice leh.

After a short chat, I ask him what’s his name, so he told me la, then after that I reply him back what’s my name in Korean.. so I gave him my chinese name and he translate for me.. hahaha! This is my name in Korean (translate with my chinese name):

진경의
Jin Kyoung Eui

:PP

As you know, Kanneneh staying with me until end of this month (until next Tuesday), and you know la, we very kuai lan one, anything oso can do to each other. Now, he no trust me, I oso no trust him already.

The story is like that one. Few days ago, he playing Dota in room, sitting there, while his back facing the room door, so when I go back, I slowly open the room’s door (he dunno I come back already), then I thought to kidding with him so I do ‘gruuu gruuuuuuu’ sound, but hor, he very soi da (small heart, scared ghost), he terkejut when heard that ‘grrruuu grruuu’ sound! He turn back his face, eyes big big look at me when he heard that sound.

I thought I kidding with him only, after that I oso forgot already.

And the next day, I come back earlier than him, so before he reaches home, I already go to gym.

Then, after 1 hour, I back from gym, that time he playing Dota in room, and when he see me enter the room, he very surprise like that look at me, and ask “eh you’re not in the bathroom meh??!!” I answer “no ar, I go to gym ma and just back ma, u dunno meh”

The he said “si liao, just now got ppl pang sai (shit) inside, I go do the ‘grruuuu grruuuuu gruuuuuuuu’ sound, I thought is u lah!!” “aiyo, I thought you pang sai inside!!” “ghai liao, issit the other room one?? sei lor, kacau wrong person liao this time! sure he think why Im so childish one!” HAHAHA, I lauf until almost fainted. He go and do gruuu gruuuu sound to someone he dunno..! LOL!

Okay, this time nvm lahh.

So two days ago, after I came back from gym and wanna bath, he suddenly go into the bathroom and take bath, this chee bye ppl, I go gym 1 hour he dun wan bath, I come back and when I wanna bath he oso wanna bath. So after he go in taking bath, I pass by the bath room (we’re using attached bathroom) and I “off and on” (”tik tak”) the bathroom light, while he still lauf inside the bathroom, okay fine, let him bath first.

Then yesterday nite la, I was in the living room chatting with another housemate (that one Kanneneh gruu gruuu wrong person that guy), after chat, I go up to my room, and that guy oso go up to take bath, that time Kanneneh playing Dota when I enter the room, and I throw my bread towards his side, and he terkejut.. and eyes big big look at me.. “chee bye.. u made me terkejut” he said. I dun wan chap li him, I just go up and take my washed clothes and go downstair to hang. That time already 10pm.

After I finished hang my clothes, I go up again, and throw my handphone towards his left side again, he terkejut again, and then he turn back his face and look at me, then look at the bathroom, then look back at me again, then he said “fast!!! help me open back the bathroom light!!!” I was… “huh?” why? the other housemate already taking bath inside why you still ask me to switch on the light? I dun get him I said.

He said “chee bye, fast open back the light, I thought the person in the bathroom is you!!” HAHAHAHA!!!

And the person inside bathroom heard our conversation, while I started laufing non-stop cos I know wad happened already, and my housemate (the victim in bathroom, he dunno Kanneneh one) shouting from the bathroom “hah.. nvm lah.. hah, I thought the light got burn suddenly.. hah”. And Kanneneh very paiseh and quickly say loud loud “eh sorry sorry, I thought is ahyih inside.. sorry..!!”

I scolded him, u chee bye ppl, that nite I ‘tik tak’ (off and on) only, now you ‘tik’ but no ‘tak’? but to wrong ppl!! HAHAHA

An interesting test on your maturity, give it a try:

http://www.xlzx.com/xlcs/zy32.htm

kiang kan lah, after the test I got myself 43 years old, this is the full results:

鉴定结果
您的心理年龄43岁 <— chee bye lah
与您实际年龄差18岁
幼稚度24％ <— the actual is more than this, especially once I meet Kanneneh
成熟度86％
老化度44％ <— I dun wan to die so early :(

Feel free to post your results.

Today got a forward SMS from my university dai ka che:

UTAR Alumni Dinner on 26/3. Venue:Eastin Hotel; Time:7pm; ticket is $80; Ticket sell at blk A, Pls check your UTAR mail n forward tis as many as u can.LIMITED

well I assume that’s RM80…? got ah gua show?

Yesterday 20 Feb 06 I went to lowyat to change my hard disk for my laptop. Total RM400 (80GB hard disk, USB external hardisk case) + RM10 service charge.

I know one, that chee bye technician sendiri earn RM10, cos when I pay, the malay gal cashier took out the RM10, only billed RM400. But I no blame him because he is really skillful, I got my new hardisk installed in 5 minutes.

I change the hardisk cos I found it’s not very stable already, I scared chee bye one day the hardisk dead suddenly, then everything gone. So better prevent it, so I decided to change. Cos last time I format it, you know how long ah? I took 12 hours to format it!! KNN!! and how long to install the winxp you know? another 12 hours!! KNNCCB!! and now, when you using the laptop, suddenly can hang like 10 seconds like that, then resume.

My previous hardisk has a 40GB space, the new one is 80GB space, well this is enough for me cos I very seldom download movies, only some mp3. ^^

After changed, I also purchase a usb hardisk case, which I put my old 40gb hardisk inside, and it will become like a external drive, like a thumb drive. So next time when you wanna buy a 1GB thumb drive, my advise is, get a 40GB notebook hardisk, and buy a external casing, the price is almost the same with you buy a 1GB thumb drive :)

After changed the hardisk, I bought a DVD (wad Microsoft Cool Windows blablabla), got XP SP2 and office inside one, so after back home, I try to boot it and install sp2, but kiang kan, that DVD cannot directly boot and install xp, it boot up the dunno wad software, and even the setup.exe cannot be run in dos prompt, wtf xp dvd is that, I even ask Kanneneh to help me (he IT support very good one), he oso dunno wad boot software is that, so boh huat, I have to install back my sp1 cd, then only re-install again the sp2, so last nite I actually installed the windows 2 times, but wad to do, luckily that chee bye dvd still can use.

The first few software I installed including AVG antivirus, Adaware, MSN Messenger, Google Talk, BitComet, Media Player 10, Office, Photoshop etc etc, including all the drivers, install until 1am only go sleep.

I actually went lowyat with Kanneneh, cos he always go lowyat one so he more familiar with the shops. We go with bus and train (metro 12 bus + monorail, stop at IMBI, walk to lowyat, save and convenient). However, when we back from lowyat, in KL Sentral, behind there there’s a street (Brickfields area), a lot of chicken there one, and he told me, “you go in lah.. I follow ur back go in”.
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